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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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