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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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