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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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