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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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