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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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