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Dance With Me

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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