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Dance With Me

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Dance With Me thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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