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Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Don't go backwards; you have already been there. - Ray Charles

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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