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Delicious Grief

Pet pig provides food relief

Delicious Grief thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's been pigging out over a good friend

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. - Alison McGhee

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman

The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown


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