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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer