Detroit Counterfeit Bill
How counterfeiting works in da Hood
QuotaBillsMoney often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb
A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb
A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers
Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan
Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen
The counterfeit trinity is me, myself, and I. - Edwin L Cole
Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh
I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields
Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg
Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright
An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton
Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson
Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar
Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan