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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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