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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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