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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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