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“Now is the winter of our discontent”
William Shakespeare - Richard III
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute
“Now is the winter of our discontent”
William Shakespeare - Richard III
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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