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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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