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Tax comparison - a general guideline

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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