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Taking a trip down memory lane

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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