#1 humor site on the 'net

Disk Drive

Taking a trip down memory lane

Disk Drive thanks to Mel Hoskins

Does your computer have enough memory to access this street?

QuotaBills
Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle

Brick Shoes

Custer's Last Stand?

Hand Held Tourist