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Disk Drive

Taking a trip down memory lane

Disk Drive thanks to Mel Hoskins

Does your computer have enough memory to access this street?

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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