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Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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