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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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