Don't Count On It
Something doesn't add up here...
QuotaBillsCamouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
The best part of our lives we pass in counting on what is to come. - William Hazlitt
My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks
Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - George Burns
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound
And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King
Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com