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Donut Holes

Why dieters feast on the center of a donut

Donut Holes thanks to Karlo Zupan

The no-calory guide to eating donuts

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson


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