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Donut Holes

Why dieters feast on the center of a donut

Donut Holes thanks to Karlo Zupan

The no-calory guide to eating donuts

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright


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