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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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