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Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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