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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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