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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Gyprock Prayer

Barn Art

Submarine Tea

NAACP Cover Up

Quad Shot

Princess Parking

Restaurant Wait-er

How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?

Butterfly Lens

Pentecost Sunday

Pike Mouth Nest

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Flower Lips

Bird Walker

Never Go Full Retard

Multi-Pilot Jet

Teethbrushes

Dinner Preparation: Here's looking at you!

Picture Perfect

Same Mistake Twice

How To Build A Fence

Horse-Back Riding

Social Distancing Fine

Burnout Indication