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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Be silent or let thy words be worth more than silence. - Pythagoras

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Tasteful Words: Always use tasteful words - you never know when you’ll have to eat them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence. - Ansel Adams

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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