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Let thy words be few. - Ecclesiastes 5:2

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Silence is better than unmeaning words. - Pythagoras

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn


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