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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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