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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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