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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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