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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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