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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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