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Double Your Vision

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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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