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Douglas Fir Log Home

Building the first custom log home

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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