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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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