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Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey