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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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