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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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