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Dragon Playground

Chinese kids having a swinging-good time

Dragon Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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