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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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