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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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