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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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