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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce


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