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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant


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