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Drumset Motorcycle

Moving towards portable percussion

Drumset Motorcycle thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Drum set for traveling bands

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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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