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Fate is character. - William Winter

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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