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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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