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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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