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Early Morning Conversation

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Early Morning Conversation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Wake up from your fiestas! - Archie Bunker

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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