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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku


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