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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku


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