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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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