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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner


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