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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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