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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku


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