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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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