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A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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