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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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