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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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