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A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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