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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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