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Where to find clean air in China

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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