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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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