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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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