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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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