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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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