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Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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