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Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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