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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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