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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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