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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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