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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Equality is what does not exist among mortals. - e e cummings

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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