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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs but there will never be equality in the servants' hall. - James M Barrie

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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