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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

he love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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