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Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

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What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs


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