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Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

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All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

There is no greater harm than that of time wasted. - Michelangelo

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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