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There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

I go slower as time goes faster. - Mason Cooley

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou