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Errington Error

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Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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