#1 humor site on the 'net

Errington Error

Daylight Savings - things in Canada that Spring further ahead

Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

QuotaBills
There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

I go slower as time goes faster. - Mason Cooley

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Swan Heels

Windshield Defrogger

Side-Ways

Sonic Straw

Man At Work

Uncorked Wine

Double Handicap

Tetris Construction

Clorox Respirator

Our Aim

Truck Rest Stop

Romaine Empire

Hardworking Wife

What's That?

Long, Happy Marriage

Redneck iPad

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

Microsoft Innovation

Mop Dog

Ventilated Bridge

Monkeying Around

Wing Support

Massage Therapist