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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people. - Kin Hubbard

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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