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Existential Parking

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Existential Parking thanks to Phil Cordell

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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry. Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier. - Charles F Kettering

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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