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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Happiness can exist only in acceptance. - George Orwell

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Equality is what does not exist among mortals. - e e cummings

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

You get biased by your existing understanding of the field. - Rand Fishkin

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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