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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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