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Extreme Pressure Cooker

Tried out my new pressure cooker bomb today

Extreme Pressure Cooker thanks to Candice Apolzer

Know how to use your pressure cooker relief valve before it's too late

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Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb

Too many cooks spoil the broth. - English Proverb

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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