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Extreme Pressure Cooker

Tried out my new pressure cooker bomb today

Extreme Pressure Cooker thanks to Candice Apolzer

Know how to use your pressure cooker relief valve before it's too late

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Pressure is being unprepared. - Gene Smith

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Powder: Something that may cause an explosion if found on the lapel - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftover leftovers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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