QuotaBillsNo pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
Pressure is being unprepared. - Gene Smith
Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward
God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell
Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel
Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx
Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Powder: Something that may cause an explosion if found on the lapel - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll
We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftover leftovers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay