Extreme Pressure Cooker

Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb

Too many cooks spoil the broth. - English Proverb

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan