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Eye've Been To The Beach

When clam shells sea what's up

Eye've Been To The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clam shells by the sea shore

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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