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Eye've Been To The Beach

When clam shells sea what's up

Eye've Been To The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clam shells by the sea shore

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich


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