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Face Heater

Keeping your face warm all winter

Face Heater thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers this to Face Book or getting real exercise

Choose between a Grill Face Heater, a Heat Lamp or a Tan Heater

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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