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Facebook Closure

Closing Connections for Facebook Friends

Facebook Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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