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Social media for stop and go relationships

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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