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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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