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Social media for stop and go relationships

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One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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