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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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