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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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