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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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