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Falling In Love

Easing the stress of a hurt relationship

Falling In Love thanks to Tyrone Lantham

When falling off a bridge hurts less

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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