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Falling In Love

Easing the stress of a hurt relationship

Falling In Love thanks to Tyrone Lantham

When falling off a bridge hurts less

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

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