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Falling In Love

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Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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