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Falling In Love

Easing the stress of a hurt relationship

Falling In Love thanks to Tyrone Lantham

When falling off a bridge hurts less

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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