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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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