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Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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