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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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