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Family Birthday Reminder

Never forget a birthday, anniversary or special occasion

Family Birthday Reminder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The easiest, most effective way to remind you of your family members' birthdays

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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