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Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Move fast with stable infrastructure. - Mark Zuckerberg

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

Wisely and slowly; they stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

Typing: isn*t bad, once you get the hangk ofit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

What is destructive is impatience, haste, expecting too much too fast. - May Sarton

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

The Type 2 diabetic said to the Type 1 diabetic, 'You're so juvenile.' - Unknown

Type faster. (when he was asked what he would do if he only had six months to live) - Isaac Asimov

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. - Audrey Niffenegger

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A.J. Liebling

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco


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