QuotaBillsDinner is poured. - WC Fields
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson