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Fill The Tank

Nonna shows Luigi respect for the local police force

Fill The Tank thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding the nearest container when you gotta go

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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