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Fire Destroyed

Fox News reports a dangerous house on the loose

Fire Destroyed thanks to Keith Blake

Residents not concerned with wildfires - now concerned with house fires

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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