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Fire Destroyed

Fox News reports a dangerous house on the loose

Fire Destroyed thanks to Keith Blake

Residents not concerned with wildfires - now concerned with house fires

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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