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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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