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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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