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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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