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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen


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