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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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