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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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