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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran


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