Floor Legs

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash