Floor Legs

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte