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Root bound in the kitchen

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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