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Root bound in the kitchen

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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