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Floor Legs

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Floor Legs thanks to Arlen Spencer

Root bound in the kitchen

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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