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Florida Sewer Rat

Alligator safety in the gutters

Florida Sewer Rat thanks to Twila Harris

When you visit the park, you're a guest in their wild habitat but what about alligator safety in your back yard?

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Drainage: How old is the sewer? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy


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