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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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