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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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