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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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