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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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