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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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