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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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