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Follow The Leader

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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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