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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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