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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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