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Follow The Leader

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Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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