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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

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The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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