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Foot Radish

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Foot Radish thanks to Miriam Bauer

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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