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Predicting the Probability of Tornadoes and Hurricanes

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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